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Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:45:34

From: Chilly S
To:"Jxx x. Axxxxxxn"

Subject: VP of Communications

This is your new tittle. I need your help in drafting a communications update to send out for my Chilly S mailing list

Instructions:
1. Remind people that they can get their entire Chilly S Fix for video here
2. It has to be obscure and ambiguous
3. Anything you see in quotes please incorporate word for word
4. It has to relay the following facts:

• 1. I am still working on completing "the devils" video and song.
• 2. Song will be available for download for free
• 3. The delay was caused due to the birth of "my progeny" - Pictures of said progeny will only be available upon written request. Elude to the fact that the tabloids have been trying to get their hands on it.
• 4. I passed the test on June 23rd - "sometimes the most adverse situations produce the best results"
• 5. I predicted that as soon as I passed the test the devils were coming after me. I hit the jackpot on 07-07-07 - receiving 3 parking tickets of $65/each - (6+5)*3 = 33. The significance of this number? I was already working on a song tittled "33 degrees of Chilly S" in which Chilly S fights the evil forces around us with "uber coolness". This is more affirmation that I'm on the right path as I will take this as a defeat for the devil(s).
• 6. Lastly lest anyone think I am not serious about any of the above I leave you with the following excerpts.

Thank You.
Chilly S